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CEO NOT BABYSITTING TREE
Keywords: Kellie Larson, VerseandChorus, Human-Authored Verification, Country Pop, Female Empowerment, Sassy Anthem, Sync-Ready, Cinematic Songwriter, Narrative Depth, Music Supervisor IP, Modern Dating.

SPOTLIGHT: A&R 2-Sheet

"Honey, I'm a CEO, not a babysitting tree."

(Why It's Set Above The Others)

This track stands out for its undeniably catchy hook and sharp cultural observation. It taps into the "dating fatigue" of successful women with humor and bite. The metaphor of a "CEO vs. Babysitting Tree" is instantly memorable, creating a brandable moment that transcends the song itself. It’s sassy, commercial, and packed with attitude.

(Lyrical Description For A&R)

A high-energy anthem where a successful woman draws a hard line in the sand against dating immature "boys." The lyrics contrast her high-stakes life ("racking stacks") with their childish behavior (video games, Snapchats). It utilizes modern references and humorous rhetorical questions to demand a partner who matches her level of maturity.

(About The Songwriter)

Kellie Larson is a Cinematic Songwriter and Lyricist known for crafting deeply emotional narratives that resonate with modern audiences. Her work prioritizes intellectual honesty and raw human connection, moving beyond standard tropes to find the "cinematic" in everyday moments. The human-written nature of these songs ensures a level of authenticity that resonates with high-stakes sync licensing.

(AI Disclosure & Licensing)
NOTICE: Lyrics are 100% human-authored by Kellie Larson. Music for this demo was AI-generated via Donna for compositional visualization purposes only. All master rights and publishing are held by the lyricist and are pre-cleared for immediate licensing. No copying without permission.

* Scoring categories used: Narrative Depth, Sync Versatility, Emotional Resonance, and Lyric Innovation.

LYRICS

Date: January 17, 2026 | Lyricist: Kellie Larson Lyricist and Cinematic Songwriter
IPI: 1322821876 | Internal: #6-23560885
(INTRO) Boys: I don't want no boys, I don't have time for…
[Sighs dramatically]
(VERSE 1) Seriously, like, are you lost? Did your mom pack your lunch?
'Cause I ain't got time for tantrums, what you have for breakfast lemme guess capt. crunch?
You're texting me with emojis, and asking if I'm "free"?
Honey, I'm a CEO, not a babysitting tree.
(CHORUS) Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys...
Please, take your tiny hearts and find some other toys.
I need a man who knows his way, around a dinner date,
Not someone asking to chill at my crib cause their parents are still awake at 8.
PM. Like, seriously? When's your bedtime, dude?
(VERSE 2) You're flexing muscles in your selfies, with a pouty little face,
While I'm hustling racking stacks, running a fast-paced race.
You think a "like" is foreplay? Honey, you're so wrong,
I need a man who whispers sweet nothings, all night long
Not "wyd?" at 2 AM, with a picture of your feet.
I'm busy dreaming of a man, with a sensual sweet heat.
(CHORUS) Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys...
Please, take your tiny hearts and find some other toys.
I need a man who knows his way, around a dinner date,
He opens all doors, turns the heater on to keep me warm, and calls if he is going to be late.
(BRIDGE) Not a boy, who doesnt show, and sends a "my bad" the next day.
A real man values my time when he makes plans with me, he keeps them.
You're asking for my Snapchat? Darling, I used that back in the day.
Call me over and hand me a controller? No i dont wanna play.
(VERSE 3) I need a man who can fix a sink, and then fix me, you know?
A little bit of dirty talk, and a really strong glow.
I need a man who knows his wine, and knows just how to tease,
Not someone asking "are you sure?" when I'm begging on my knees.
(CHORUS) Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys...
Please, take your tiny hearts and find some other toys.
I need a man who knows his way, around a dinner date.
He opens all doors, turns the heater on to keep me warm, and calls if he is going to be late.
(REFRAIN) Not a boy, who doesnt show, and sends a "my bad" the next day.
You're asking for my Snapchat? Darling, I used that back in the day.
Call me over and hand me a controller? No i dont wanna play
(OUTRO) Boys, bless their little hearts, they just don't understand.
I need a man who's got the goods, and a confident, strong hand.
So, boys, go play your video games, cause your not in a real womens league.
You think the proper way to behave is to have a women wait while you get to the next town so you can save
(AI Disclosure & Licensing)
NOTICE: Lyrics are 100% human-authored by Kellie Larson. Music for this demo was AI-generated via Donna for compositional visualization purposes only. All master rights and publishing are held by the lyricist and are pre-cleared for immediate licensing. No copying without permission.
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